May 2013
32 posts
Watchmy-littletony:
vixen7:
I’m crying.
ITS BACK
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breadboxes:
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
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Watchcliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
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spacegiants:
mensrightsactivist:
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
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chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
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Watchshavingryansprivates:
BAD URL BAD BAD BAD:
Trust fall
geldof:
albert-hammond:
geldof:
geldof:
whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan
what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden
you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really
i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter
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egbuns:
OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE
IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT
Read More
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Watch
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
edgur:
one time i was at the bar pounding back a few cold ones with the guys and some dude called me a faggot i was so pissed i almost sucked his dick right there i was so fucking pissed
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pospiscal:
trying to comfort a friend
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Watchconnuh:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
Oh my god
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pizzaforpresident:
shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
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i compiled a list of my fav aussie slang
spag bol: spaghetti bolognese
maccas: mcdonalds
ranga: person with red hair (from orangutan!)
woop woop: the middle of nowhere (very far away)
arvo: afternoon (see also: s'arvo, meaning, this afternoon)
chrissy: christmas
thongs: "flip-flops" them things that go on your feet
bikkies: biscuit
prawn: the much better version of "shrimp"
brekkie: breakfast
bludge: to not do anything/skip school (see also: bludger, a person who routinely skives off)
chokkers: really full
bogan: the Australian version of rednecks but with less guns
drongo: dumbarse, idiot
mozzie: a mosquito
chook: a chicken
dropkick: useless loser
April 2013
65 posts
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Watchkrisallenr:
fuck
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Watchjonbutter:
the glee cast’s cover of “Call Me Maybe” WITHOUT the phony baloney sound editing and autotuning
this is the version that ryan murphy does NOT want you to hear!
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rnemes:
tvspecial:
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this
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lordsteeb:
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
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Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX
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rneerkat:
the police yelled “PULLOVER” but i was obviously wearing a jacket
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I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
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thesoulhunt:
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Watchsircuddlebuns:
JUTS CLICK PL AY
adamusprime:
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
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